Gainsville Prostitute Steals Money After John Cancels Date
A Gainsville, Florida man claims he was robbed after changing his mind about a business arrangement he made with a 25-year-old hooker after he saw her teeth. Or lack thereof.
Apparently the brazen bird didn’t like having her payment options taken from her, so she stole the man’s checkbook that contained $78 and took flight.
The streetwalker was arrested and charged with robbery, while the hero of our story will unlikely be charged with anything because he was the victim of a felony.
Sounds like a perfect premise for a risqué television commercial you would see on DISH Network for fabulous toothpaste that all professional call girls should use. It would get me to buy some.
I’m going to go brush my teeth now.
Oil-covered Dolphin Washes Up on Florida Shore
The reality of the impact from the oil spill gets darker and darker, and it seems I can’t turn on any news channel carried by DISH Network without hearing yet another fallout from the disaster that shocks me.
Florida saw the worst of it on Wednesday June 23rd as thick oily sludge washed ashore, carrying with it an oil-covered dolphin.
The dolphin was found near Fort Pickens, an area affected by the sludge. Emergency workers, along with the help of the Coast Guard, kept the dolphin wet until a wildlife decontamination crew arrived.
Despite fervent efforts to save the dolphin, it died enroute to Gulf World Marine Park, a rescue facility in Panama City.
Alex Wong Knows He Can Dance
So You Think You Can Dance has never looked hotter since this year’s season 7 features Miami City Ballet’s cute and confident Alex Wong. That is, except for season 5, which featured Alex Wong.
Wong appeared on SYTYCD during season 5, making the top 20 then having to quit when the ballet company refused to liberate him from his contract. Wong gave up his career with the ballet company to compete on season 7.
Having already been in the top 20 and then hanging up his hat has made Wong even more hungry to win season 7, where he currently stands in the top 10.
Wong’s warm smile and contagious enthusiasm for various dance styles, specifically anything that is not ballet, shines through on television, and I am almost as excited to see him take on diverse forms of dance as he is to perform them.
SYTYCD airs on FOX. Watch it on any of the DISH Network packages.
C'mon, Lend a Hand
You can take a stand against off shore oil drilling Saturday June 26, 2010 if you live near Vanderbilt Beach.
The National Hands Across the Sand movement started on February 13, 2010 with a chain of 10,000 people on nearly 100 beaches along Florida’s coastline joining hands in an effort to raise awareness of renewable energy and eschew oil.
The event is sure to be broadcast by local news channels that are part of DISH Network basic programming as Collier County residents form a line on the beach by holding hands beginning at noon. All ages are welcome to join.
The movement’s founder, Dave Rauschkolb, said “The message is simple. The images are powerful. We are drawing a line in the sand against offshore oil drilling along America’s beaches and in solidarity events across this great land.”
Pitch Relief For Oil Slick Cleanup Staff
Emergency responders, like the ones who respond to ADT Home Security alarms, are heading to Florida's panhandle to help in the cleanup efforts as the oil begins to make its way toward Pensacola.
Jacksonville's emergency management chief sent three pickup trucks on June 3rd that carried experts from his workforce as well as experts from Clay and Alachua counties. Tallahassee is their destination, where they will be joined by a fourth truck hailing from Marion County.
The emergency workers, which include a Jacksonville police officer and a public affairs officer from Clay County, will rotate nine-hour daily shifts at the emergency operations center in Tallahassee to relive staff who have been working around the clock, preparing for what is yet to come.
The spill is within 6 miles of Florida Panhandle beaches, and emergency workers are rushing to link a chain of booms to fend off the oil.
