Gainsville Prostitute Steals Money After John Cancels Date
A Gainsville, Florida man claims he was robbed after changing his mind about a business arrangement he made with a 25-year-old hooker after he saw her teeth. Or lack thereof.
Apparently the brazen bird didn’t like having her payment options taken from her, so she stole the man’s checkbook that contained $78 and took flight.
The streetwalker was arrested and charged with robbery, while the hero of our story will unlikely be charged with anything because he was the victim of a felony.
Sounds like a perfect premise for a risqué television commercial you would see on DISH Network for fabulous toothpaste that all professional call girls should use. It would get me to buy some.
I’m going to go brush my teeth now.
